there’s a new manga creator page on rinmaru so I made a cute tsundere confessing his crush on me while his friend/brother/cousin who is a waiter listens and plans to tease him about it later [x]
I have no life (ΦωΦ)
LORD I’M GOING TO BE HERE ALL DAY…………
AU where a beautiful shota boy says he thinks he m-might just sort of l-l-l-like me after I help bandage him after he tripped when he was trying to save Annette (in my arms) from falling into a puddle and then the flirtatious school idol hears of this, confesses his love for me too and then we have a wonderful threesome
Alternate ALTERNATE universe where the beautiful shota boy confesses his immense love/lust for me and I do a maid roleplay for him and the idol dude loves alpacas too and we have an even raunchier threesome (which we’ve clearly already started)
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(Source: sendificator)
what if snails had really small legs
No what if they had really long legs like
Me
yes relax i cook for u
I imagine he would have to start on dinner right as you began eating lunch
(Source: niknak79)



